Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Don't, Don't, Don't

Here are 3 things to avoid when trying to make up with your girlfriend
  1. Don't cheat on her while she's on vacation. Especially with your ex that she hates.
  2. Don't tell her about the affair when trying to make things better with her. It won't
  3. Don't mention the hot female bodybuilders you've been emailing and have made friends with. She won't like it.
I have screwed up and lost one of the most amazing women I've ever known. I'm so, so sorry.


  1. That last bullet...hmmm. Seems to be a double standard going on there.

  2. Try explaining that to an irrational, pissed off woman. Might need to add another bullet.

  3. You're trying to apologize to her, and now you're calling her irrational and insinuating you'll need to shoot her?

    Baaaaad move.

  4. Urmmm, bullet point to my above list, not shooting her.

  5. Keep digging a deeper hole, jerk

  6. Well, I think you just hit China!!
    My only advice is keep reality and fantasy seperate. Also, you have been done in by your own creation. as I remember you are primarily responsible for Meg's muscle interest.
    Best of luck!!

  7. I'm not getting in the middle of this. However, you did cheat on her, bro. That's probably why number 3 didn't work so well.

    I've made that mistake so I know how the guilt feels. I'm just lucky that she found in her heart to forgive me. It's a mistake I'll never make again, that's for certain.

  8. Bad move. Sorry but you messed up! Always remember the first rule of holes: when you are in one QUIT digging!


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