Don't, Don't, Don't

Here are 3 things to avoid when trying to make up with your girlfriend

1. Don't cheat on her while she's on vacation. Especially with your ex that she hates.
2. Don't tell her about the affair when trying to make things better with her. It won't
3. Don't mention the hot female bodybuilders you've been emailing and have made friends with. She won't like it.

I have screwed up and lost one of the most amazing women I've ever known. I'm so, so sorry.