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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Don't, Don't, Don't

Here are 3 things to avoid when trying to make up with your girlfriend
  1. Don't cheat on her while she's on vacation. Especially with your ex that she hates.
  2. Don't tell her about the affair when trying to make things better with her. It won't
  3. Don't mention the hot female bodybuilders you've been emailing and have made friends with. She won't like it.
I have screwed up and lost one of the most amazing women I've ever known. I'm so, so sorry.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 14, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    That last bullet...hmmm. Seems to be a double standard going on there.

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  2. Area OrionOctober 14, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    Try explaining that to an irrational, pissed off woman. Might need to add another bullet.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 15, 2009 at 5:50 AM

    You're trying to apologize to her, and now you're calling her irrational and insinuating you'll need to shoot her?

    Baaaaad move.

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  4. Area OrionOctober 15, 2009 at 6:03 AM

    Urmmm, bullet point to my above list, not shooting her.

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  5. MegOctober 15, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    Keep digging a deeper hole, jerk

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  6. RodmanOctober 16, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Well, I think you just hit China!!
    My only advice is keep reality and fantasy seperate. Also, you have been done in by your own creation. as I remember you are primarily responsible for Meg's muscle interest.
    Best of luck!!

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  7. AnonymousOctober 18, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    I'm not getting in the middle of this. However, you did cheat on her, bro. That's probably why number 3 didn't work so well.

    I've made that mistake so I know how the guilt feels. I'm just lucky that she found in her heart to forgive me. It's a mistake I'll never make again, that's for certain.

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  8. chunkerOctober 18, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    Bad move. Sorry but you messed up! Always remember the first rule of holes: when you are in one QUIT digging!

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  9. Hi-COctober 22, 2009 at 6:14 AM

    Man, jack off!

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  10. Area OrionOctober 22, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    Finally some words of wisdom.

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