- Don't cheat on her while she's on vacation. Especially with your ex that she hates.
- Don't tell her about the affair when trying to make things better with her. It won't
- Don't mention the hot female bodybuilders you've been emailing and have made friends with. She won't like it.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Don't, Don't, Don't
Here are 3 things to avoid when trying to make up with your girlfriend
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That last bullet...hmmm. Seems to be a double standard going on there.
ReplyDeleteTry explaining that to an irrational, pissed off woman. Might need to add another bullet.
ReplyDeleteYou're trying to apologize to her, and now you're calling her irrational and insinuating you'll need to shoot her?
ReplyDeleteBaaaaad move.
Urmmm, bullet point to my above list, not shooting her.
ReplyDeleteKeep digging a deeper hole, jerk
ReplyDeleteWell, I think you just hit China!!
ReplyDeleteMy only advice is keep reality and fantasy seperate. Also, you have been done in by your own creation. as I remember you are primarily responsible for Meg's muscle interest.
Best of luck!!
I'm not getting in the middle of this. However, you did cheat on her, bro. That's probably why number 3 didn't work so well.
ReplyDeleteI've made that mistake so I know how the guilt feels. I'm just lucky that she found in her heart to forgive me. It's a mistake I'll never make again, that's for certain.
Bad move. Sorry but you messed up! Always remember the first rule of holes: when you are in one QUIT digging!
ReplyDeleteMan, jack off!
ReplyDeleteFinally some words of wisdom.
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